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Whale Demotivational Poster

THE CIRCLE OF LIFE - It applies to our Antarctic aquatic friends, too.

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G4briel - March 18, 2010, 7:45 pm
Sure. Talk about soft tender polar bears shredding soft, tender seals to pieces and spilling lots of blood on the white artic pack.... Nature is SO CUDDLESOME!!!

BLACK CAN BE SLIMMING... - But it can't work friggin' miracles.

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Sir - May 1, 2009, 4:44 pm
aye climbin' be good, but i prefer to hunt said she-beasts
Agamemnon218 - April 29, 2009, 11:15 pm
I want to climb them.

MARINE BIOLOGY - Sea World biologists attempted the first ever whale circumcision. The job required four skin divers.

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spacedog - July 5, 2011, 6:26 pm
Ha! You should post this at "Where the PUN is" too.


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MashiMashi - December 12, 2012, 10:42 am
These women make more money off these pix than you can even imagine.
BeNiceToMe - February 12, 2012, 5:04 pm
blenda you do the poster with the poodles and I'll take the m*dgets deal ? :)
MindBenda - February 12, 2012, 3:03 pm
Is it bad that I found this to be...extremely funny. Like 6 poodles in a blender funny. Midget's fighting...funny.
BeNiceToMe - February 12, 2012, 2:02 pm
that's cruel and offensive for gravitationally challenged persons - I l5ve it ! c'mon LA unleash the b5east :)

Evolution -

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Jerk - August 9, 2011, 7:40 pm
she is not a whale... But she is hiding one beind her back
jiant - January 21, 2010, 5:30 pm
I shouldn't have laughed at that... but I did.... Anyway, the reason people are so fat now is cuz we're screwing up "evolution" with all our "everyone in the world should be accepted" b.s.
W - June 3, 2009, 4:46 pm
Too bad Whales are mammals and evolved form a land animal.

WRESTLEMANIA XXVI MAIN EVENT - Bis Show vs. The Whale-Girl You can win by pinfull, submission or eating your opponent

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ronsart - March 3, 2010, 6:36 pm
I want Mr. Culos as my Lawyer!
Bovee - March 3, 2010, 5:51 pm
LMAO FOTF this is the best ever. i more think they look like brother and sister in the picture. this is the best day ever. even if i am middle aged and jobless. crap gotta go mom says dinners ready. Mac and Cheese my favorite.
culos - March 3, 2010, 5:35 pm
Then why do you seek legal council, don't you know you can't pluck feathers off a frog? I think you're just having us on, in real life you wouldn't be able to even see your keyboard and you don't look smart enough to type blind...
jenna - March 3, 2010, 5:32 pm
It doesnt matter all the people that do shit like this are nothing but middle aged jobless bums living in their mothers basements trying to make meaning in their lives . I have a good life so I dont need to worry about losers like this
R.S.Jake - March 3, 2010, 5:31 pm
Hey Culos, That's Tooty!
Faceplant31 - March 3, 2010, 5:31 pm
jenna - March 3, 2010, 5:30 pm
Name one insult ? Are you slow you dont remember what you wrote ? Try going back and re reading it genuis
R.S.Jake - March 3, 2010, 5:26 pm
This is SOO much better than Wrestlemania! *Grabs Popcorn*
culos - March 3, 2010, 5:25 pm
Name one (or don't if you don't want others to start flaming you)
jenna - March 3, 2010, 5:19 pm
You have nothing against me yet the message you leave "to help me not waste money" had MORE then one insult in it !!! Ya makes sense
culos - March 3, 2010, 5:19 pm
freedom of speech in that great country you live in. The more you comment, the more people will laugh their asses off so take a hint and let it rest......
culos - March 3, 2010, 5:18 pm
Just got a PM from Jenna, Subject Piece of Shit, cointent, We'll see about that. Jenna please know I've got nothing against you I just hate to see you spend good money on a lost case, that's all. The picture is free domain and there is something called...
culos - March 3, 2010, 5:12 pm
Not illegal in any country except China, Bring it on Blubber! If you don't want to be on the web, keep you pictures to yourself, on the Interwebs you are fair game, as long as we don't actually harpoon you by mistake. Amen
jenna - March 3, 2010, 5:08 pm
Guess what ?!? I just happened to stumble across this pic and the "Whale girl" is me , and guess what else asshole Ive called the police and showed this and IVe called a lawyer you are getting sued !!!!This is illegal in SOO many ways
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 18, 2009, 2:20 am
Well at least I have the benefit of knowing Edge won't be in the main event again...
Woodywood03a - August 17, 2009, 6:21 pm
That is funny but wrong man!!!!
agdaniele - April 30, 2009, 7:25 pm
She gave her shirt stretch marks!


NUKE THE WHALES!! - Because you gotta nuke something!!

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Rating: 3.13/5

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spencer - July 22, 2009, 2:52 am
no it is for wales. a place in england.
Josh - May 27, 2009, 7:20 pm
Isnt this a euphamism for Americans?




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Hawamleh - November 5, 2010, 8:17 pm
A Sign Of Dumb Luck Perhaps ?


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5150monkeylove - March 28, 2011, 2:07 am
(haiku) ground shakes around me....soon I become really wet....van in my front room.

KILLER WHALES - Not all who fish are above the water.

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Rating: 4.22/5

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fasteddie - July 28, 2010, 3:41 pm
I hear Penguin tastes just like chicken......

I'M SO HUNGRY... - I could eat a whale

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Rating: 2.71/5

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POLITICALLY INCORRECT - Nuke a gay whale for Jesus

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SEA WORLD ORLANDO - Ever wonder why you never see homeless people sleeping on park benches there?

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FatherTyme - December 21, 2010, 10:42 am
Heeeyy. That's frpm the movie "Orca, The Killer Whale" Classic piece of film. For 2 Settles I'll even tell you that's the final scene of the movie. Epic tail flipping human into an iceberg bwuahaha
rerun - March 1, 2010, 9:00 pm

stole it from?
BoneCD - March 1, 2010, 8:15 pm
Free his willy
DSATHeDRiZZLe - March 1, 2010, 8:14 pm
A skittle to whoever can tell me what movie I pulled this pic from...lol
Produceman117 - February 27, 2010, 2:28 am
So f*ck you...



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Rating: 4.75/5

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Rudedog - January 31, 2013, 11:53 pm
Herman Melville's ghost will haunt you for eternity.
GySgt1811 - March 23, 2011, 12:22 pm
Ice, LOVE literary quotes! They make me feel like my misspent life is worth something. 5 Rachaels looking for her lost children. (How's that?)

HEY GEORGE.... - Why is a Japanese Whaling Fleet sailing up our driveway ??

COURAGE - It has nothing to do with this picture.

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Rating: 1.88/5

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db - September 25, 2008, 10:05 am
well then, touche sir

SOMEONE - Seems out of place here, and it's not the guy.

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Rating: 1.79/5

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suenero - September 27, 2010, 11:13 am
She may be a little "fattie" but it looks like she has the biggest boobs. I wouldn't throw her out of bed.
forseti - September 27, 2010, 11:10 am
the girl on the right is probably the "fattie". just another little kid not knowing how a real woman should look like. pretty overrated IMO. 1L
Benlulz - September 27, 2010, 10:38 am
Sorry, don't get it.. 1 L
Krissie - April 6, 2010, 11:55 pm
culos - February 12, 2010, 7:25 am
Must be the pink elephant on the beach in the background....
DreMagnum - February 10, 2010, 7:40 pm
is he trying to call the pale girl fat?
MrBlack - February 10, 2010, 7:17 pm
I got nothin
Bovee - February 10, 2010, 5:32 pm
I just dont see it.
Kickster - December 10, 2009, 8:20 am
Don't get it.
fukker - May 11, 2009, 2:00 am
i bet she would be the first one to take it in the pooper though. god bless her little cotton socks haha


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Rating: 3.64/5

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Hinoron - March 27, 2012, 3:12 pm
Safety tip: Remember, it's possible to drown in just six inches of flab.
spindle - June 25, 2011, 1:09 pm
Probably takes that much Chlorine to kill the stench from that cow.
epimethius05 - January 30, 2011, 1:58 am
fat girls need lovin too
firedog911 - January 29, 2011, 8:07 am
You know... no piece of a$$ is worth going through this! Poor guy... I feel sad inside.

SAVE THE WHALES - Collect the whole set. Redeem them for valuable prizes.

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Rating: 3.31/5

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WHALE SUIT - Yup...mummy's a bitch

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Rating: 2.71/5

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Hovering Orcas -

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thatonechick - March 1, 2010, 2:29 pm
Additionally, I note your change of IP.
DSATHeDRiZZLe - March 1, 2010, 1:55 pm
Money shot? How dare you make a sexual reference to these noble...and hungry creatures! lol
Produceman117 - February 27, 2010, 2:29 am
...and your posters.
BoneCD - February 26, 2010, 5:28 pm
Jesus H Christ...Even I can tell a money shot when I see one.
DSATHeDRiZZLe - February 26, 2010, 5:06 pm
MO - February 26, 2010, 3:33 pm
Dolphin? Dolphin's safe!!
LogicDude - February 26, 2010, 2:33 pm
Maybe she forgot the "safe word"?
DSATHeDRiZZLe - February 25, 2010, 8:28 pm
Wait...She "loved whales"...the wahale that killed her was male and grabbed her and whipped her around by her pony tail...does that count as domestic abuse?
DSATHeDRiZZLe - February 25, 2010, 8:26 pm
OH OH!!! Let's start a petition to rename them Stealth Dolphins or something! lol
Bob D. Sailor - February 25, 2010, 8:22 pm
Why do they call it a killer whale? Anyone? I don't know either since it's actually a dolphin. Ponder that one for a bit.
Kspace - February 25, 2010, 7:22 pm
ROFL! Too soon but TOO FUNNY
MrBlack - February 25, 2010, 7:18 pm
Apparently, people are surprised that a killer whale killed someone. Hello? Exactly what it says on the tin people.
MO - February 25, 2010, 7:03 pm
Flippin amsome!! 5 scooby snacks from me!
RevPanik - February 25, 2010, 6:17 pm
Literally spit on my screen! 5L's
DSATHeDRiZZLe - February 25, 2010, 5:59 pm
YEs..I know I am going to hell for this so save your breath! lol

BEACH LIFE - Shouldn't there be a crowd of people thrusting this one back into the ocean?

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Rating: 3.5/5

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maoworks2 - December 16, 2012, 9:32 am
How I Feel After Turkey Dinner ! 5 Enos.
MissPriss - December 16, 2012, 12:54 am
Ahhh their too late...it's already bloating from the sun :(.....bahahaha!


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Rating: 3.14/5

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Donkasaurus - January 20, 2011, 12:56 am
Down low...too slow.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 12, 2009, 12:35 am


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VayneKnot - March 11, 2010, 10:19 pm
Thats a Shark Dumbass
Desolate1 - September 3, 2009, 10:14 pm
I know a lot and that is a fucking Shark.
HowardG - August 4, 2009, 4:48 pm
Tis a shark I believe, but what do I know

WHALEFAIL - Sure is....Sure is...


REALITY - Sometimes the world does just hate you after all.

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jibarocampesino - July 27, 2010, 5:03 pm
Wrong jump Willy
440wakeup - July 25, 2010, 11:44 am
The theater of life

EPIC WHALE - The highest level of fail

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aesop's folly - December 18, 2009, 4:43 pm
TheTrashHeap - December 18, 2009, 4:29 pm
Not Again.
Derek - December 18, 2009, 3:32 pm
Can anybody see a bowl of petunias?

SURPRISE ATTACKS - Because no one expects an Orca Whale attack in their dining room.

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Rating: 2.23/5

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Paul Barfoot - June 19, 2008, 11:14 pm
This is seriously my favourite one. I don't mind admitted I came in my shorts.


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GreyScorpion - January 10, 2011, 7:59 am
that come from Down Under... :)

Two Whales -

SEA WORLD TRAINERS - Who woulda thunk it... they taste like chicken too!

APPETIZERS - Wrapped in neoprene to preserve freshness

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Fatt Matt - March 23, 2010, 4:10 pm
@ WC - most people are too lazy to do anything the correct way. This would have been a great poster if not a tunnel... I laughed, but tunnels are 1L.
Who Cares? - March 22, 2010, 9:11 pm
I don't understand why he didnt just take this picture and make his/her own motifake. Since it doesnt really refer to the original text. Would have been funnier to me. Now I'm just confused.
thatonechick - March 22, 2010, 7:49 pm
WTF is your problem, JL? Do you need time out?
rerun - March 22, 2010, 7:04 pm

There are exceptions for every rule. this one made me laugh so I approved it.
Derek - March 22, 2010, 6:36 pm
It does show how the news can change what an image brings to mind
Faceplant31 - March 22, 2010, 6:22 pm
Tunnels = No Vote! Is it me or did the mods all party together last night and now are all hungover today?


THE MOCKING - ‘Muahahahaha!’ Sad about the trainer, but…this is why they’re not called Cuddly Whales

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sickartist - March 13, 2010, 7:37 pm
5 true L's


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KILLER WHALES - They never hunt alone !

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TRANSLATION - Now make me jump thruogh a hoop you TWAT!

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A PICTURE - speaks a 1000 lbs

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WHALE OIL - Burns alot cleaner than unleaded!

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Moby Duck -

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Sho - March 14, 2014, 8:51 am
Can't touch this.

Advertising -

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Ashson - February 8, 2014, 6:25 pm
This motivator only shows if you're not using adblock.

SAVING A BEACHED WHALE - You first need to re-acclimate the creature prior to full exposure to the ocean deep.

WILLY, JANE, BILL, BUFFY - Name them what you want Their middle name is still 'Killer'


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Produceman117 - January 3, 2010, 10:01 pm
Ah. Touché.
agdaniele - January 3, 2010, 9:58 pm
No, Produce.... this is.
Haarakkon - June 27, 2009, 1:45 am
It's at the very bottom of the approval queue. Punched it in just after last upload, apparently.
agdaniele - June 27, 2009, 1:39 am
No worries, Haar.... you got it in before the buzzer.
agdaniele - June 27, 2009, 1:37 am
I recall the haiku... and it was the only way to drive home that admission of intent.
Haarakkon - June 27, 2009, 1:37 am
Sean says, 15 minutes AFTER I upload my Haiku.
agdaniele - June 27, 2009, 1:36 am
Good catch on the parenthesi... parentha... punctuation.
Sean - June 27, 2009, 1:35 am
Sean - June 27, 2009, 1:34 am
by-the-by, Moti-tards, I happen to be the only one to have haiku-ed the puppy of a site. sit and spin on that fer a bit. see Haiku Interlude #27, ya frekin' pleebs. (and ay I know that shoulda outta been plebes -- but I have my reasons, now pi*ss off!!
agdaniele - June 27, 2009, 1:01 am
Haiku'd: Four hundred pound girl. With continental midriff. And french cut gym shorts
RON - June 27, 2009, 12:57 am
pass the haiku...I need...lol
agdaniele - June 27, 2009, 12:57 am
Ah yes.... I do tend to lose track of the basics after tending to detail. I really have to kick the sobriety thing.
RON - June 27, 2009, 12:54 am
When I open or view...over to the left 1/2 inch...
agdaniele - June 27, 2009, 12:53 am
Sean speaks the truth... to be centered is to not be an artist... that's how you end up with the haiku and 2 million paintings of a cherry blossom!
agdaniele - June 27, 2009, 12:52 am
Ron? Why not "centered"?
Sean - June 27, 2009, 12:46 am
Centering is over-rated. I think you know that RONALD (pretend scold -- go with it dude *wink wink -- blows kiss*). Get you nowewhere buth teh (did that on purpose to be hep) White House.
Sean - June 27, 2009, 12:43 am
This is a f*kk*in haiku of doom. Are any of aggy's X's NOT in therapy? Doubtful.
RON - June 27, 2009, 12:38 am
show ur artistic talent eh? Great! ...still wish was centered...lol Love it...Good Job Mr Agd. 5.63+
moooooooooooooooo - June 26, 2009, 11:57 pm
You know you like it.

WHALE SHARK - Sometimes we're all krill.

THAT REMINDS ME - It's Almost Income Tax Time

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THE JAPANESE - They can't believe they didn't think of this sooner

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WHALE - Better them, then us.

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Mike - July 8, 2008, 6:23 am
I have no idea what raptor twin is talking about but this is hilarious (in a sick way)
Raptor_Twin - June 26, 2008, 9:24 pm
Obama Ramone Mother Pcuker

Fishing -

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mizzdizz - November 13, 2016, 4:20 am
Good one Ashy! chuckle, chuckle... ^!
JesusWept - November 13, 2016, 2:52 am
Whales are not fish, you know :p

Submarines -

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JesusWept - August 6, 2016, 4:49 pm
Because torpedos are sooo déclassé XD ^^^^^Up


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steve1961 - June 8, 2015, 12:13 pm
Could've just hollowed out a real whale...
GaryO - June 8, 2015, 3:47 am
Serious? That little dying dink town? Where'd they get that kinda money?
EmilioDumphque - June 8, 2015, 12:59 am
No, Astoria. I was just there.
GaryO - June 7, 2015, 11:38 pm
Gotta be Newport

Fish Tank -